If only I was a
Latina woman,
Unmarried and with no children to support,
Living in luxury in Greenwich Village, one of the highest-rent districts in New York,
Who went to some of the best Ivy League schools in the nation,
With a history of having my judicial decisions overturned by higher courts,
Who saved Major League Baseball... or at least the 1995 season,
Who has claimed to be a superior intelect than white men because she is a Latina woman,
And who can't seem to walk straight without assistance (the news just said that Sotomayor just broke her ankle at an airport while walking to a meeting with a Senator... remember the hassles the media gave Ford, one of the best athletes to ever sit in the White House, for tripping on an airplane stairwell?),
And a great degree of empathy for minorities and disadvantaged people (whether they deserve that empathy or not and regardless of what the law actually says),
Then I too would be qualified to be on the Supreme Court of the United States. Or so Sonia Sotomayor would seem to believe.
But I'm just a guy with a long history of REAL jobs, a wife, two kids, a mortgage to pay and mouths to feed. I certainly don't have the ability to make decisions with the same level of ability and empathy as Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
If only...
Elliot