This is pretty long so apologies for that.
I condensed the pics so it should download quick ;) (about 220kb for both)

Hilarious! Especially the "fat" ones. Hmmmm. Nothing wrong with being fat... if you're looking for another fattie that is.

All right, girl.

What do puppy pictures mean?

Puppy pictures make you instantly awesome :D lol
As do cartoon ones of course :)

Awsome

I'm not even going to TRY to figure out what my avatar means by those definitions.

I wonder what my avatar means? Hmmm

Forget it because it isn't that hard to figure out. Lol

Haha I wonder what an avatar with your kids in it means :P

Mmm

Fat, doesn't want to show ugly face, very proud of kids.

There we go :D