One time there was a blonde and she was driving in her brand new corvette and she got pulled over from going to fast. So the police officer told her to please get out of the car and she did. Then he drew a circle on the road and said stand in this circle and do not get out of it.So he turns around and pops her tires and she starts to laugh. Then he turns around and he smashes all of her windows and the blonde started laughing even harder. So he turns around and dents all of her doors and the blonde starts laughing hysterically and the police officer turned around and he said why are you laughing I just totaled your car. And the blonde says all the times you turned around I stepped out of the circle.
A blonde walk into a doctor's office and says "when i touch my arm it hurts, and when i touch my stomach it hurts, and now that i think of it when i touch my foot it hurts really bad"
The doctor took an x-ray of her and said "well the reason why your body parts is hurting is because your finger is broken"
A blond walks in two a store and says,"I want to buy this tv" and the clerk says," No blonds allowed in my store." So she goes home and dyes here hair green and goes back and says, "I want to buy this tv" the clerk again says, "No blonds in my store." So the blond goes home and dyes here hair purple then she goes back to the store and says, "I want to but this tv" well the clerk again says,"no blonds allowed in my store." The blond, which is now purple, says,"Iim not a blond" and the clerk says, "then why are you asking for a tv and holding a microwave?"
One day a blond decides to go ice fishing. She goes to the ice park and sets down her stool. As she's getting her pole ready, she hears "there are no fish under the ice!". Startled the blond goes to another part of the pond. But again she hears "there are no fish under the ice!". This happens again and
finally she asks "God, is that you?!?"... "no its the ice rink manager!"
There were 2 blondes in line for heaven. They got bored so one blond asked the other blond how she died and she says, "I froze to death." so she goes, "well how did u die?" and she said, "well I heared that my husband was cheating on me so I went around the house looking for clues, I went form the atic all the way down to the basement and that is where I had a heart attack." the blond goes, "well if you would of looked in the freezer we both would be alive!"
A blonde is a sales clerk of a store and as she stands behind the counter, a robber walks in and says "give me your all your money" and the blonde replies "but that gun only cost $150 and i need the receipt for you to return it"
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