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  • Apr 28, 2009, 09:34 PM
    simoneaugie
    I hate my life!
    I was just feeling blah. Then this song came on the radio and got me laughing.
    It has three chords and a simple melody so, it'll probably go camping with me!

    Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman

    So sick of the hobos
    Always beggin' for change
    I don't like how I got to work
    And they just sit around and get paid

    I hate all of the people
    Who can't drive their cars
    You better get out of the way
    Before I start falling apart

    I hate how my wife
    Is always up my a$$
    She always wants to buy brand new things
    But I don't have the cash

    Chorus: Well I hate my job, all my rich friends
    I hate everyone to the bitter end
    Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
    I hate my life

    How come I never get laid?
    Nice guys always lose
    How could she have another headache?
    There's always some kind of excuse

    I still hate my job
    My boss is a d!ck
    I don't get paid nearly enough
    To put up with all of his $hit

    I hate that I can't tell
    When a girl's underage
    And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of a$$
    Then her daddy punches me in the face

    So if you're pissed like me
    Witches here's what you've got to do
    Put your middle fingers up in the air
    Go on and say, "Eff You"

    So much at stake
    Can't catch a break
    I hate my life

    No there's nothing new
    And it sucks to be you
    I Effing hate my life
  • Apr 28, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Inaru

    It's a good song. :]
  • May 7, 2009, 08:58 AM
    adam_89

    I freakin Absolutely love this song. So darn catchy. I already have it as a ringtone. It says the chorus and then the part where he never gets laid. I don't know what about the song that I like, but I guess because everyone can relate and it just gets me in a great mood, and now you have made my day!
  • May 7, 2009, 03:22 PM
    Catsmine
    You have a radio station that plays Theory of a deadman?

    Way cool for you. I'm lucky to hear Nickelback.
  • May 7, 2009, 04:46 PM
    mygirlsdad77

    Catsmine,, you are lucky, I think our radio station(and yes there's only one here, lol) is on a continuous loop of Kelly Clarkson.
  • May 7, 2009, 04:50 PM
    Joshdta

    Kelly Clarkson wow and I thought I had it bad. Lol. At least I got 3 rock stations.
  • May 7, 2009, 06:08 PM
    Catsmine
    One rock, one classic rock, four beach musick(and old motown), and eleventy-six country.

    YEESH!
  • May 8, 2009, 07:28 AM
    adam_89

    I am confused about you guys not having a lot of stations? Let alone Rock Stations? Man, I have 1 that I listen to all day. Y106 is really awesome. They have this guy on there who is their number one guy called buzz. I think Everyone in the state knows who buzz is if you say his. Name. The famous commercial here is "We don't care who you go to bed with, just as long as you wake up with a Buzz, Buzz Mckay" I love it. Lol. They play the best of the 70's, 80's, 90's and today. You get a bunch of rock all day long.
  • May 8, 2009, 08:12 AM
    oscarlicous

    I can't live wothout my music! Well I can, it will just be a little hard for me. I listen to g101.3. its an awsome station. A little bit of rock, rap, and some country. About the some. I haven't heard of it but it sounds really good!

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