Strange pet/people behaviour
:p I often find myself talking to my pets like they can really understand me.
My Jack Russell keeps sticking his bottom in my German Shepherds face, falling asleep in plant pots and making strange grunting sounds when he sleeps.
We used to have a pet crow who could talk (no lie)... only a few words to his vocabulary though; "what" "boo" and he also made a telephone ringing sound.
I had a pet toad once, called Sonic.
Just felt like sharing a few strange pet stories. Any others to add?! (Yes I'm bored)