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  • Apr 16, 2009, 10:42 PM
    ROLCAM
    A dying priest's request .
    A dying priest's request



    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had
    Faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.

    He motioned for his nurse to come near..

    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before
    I die", whispered the priest.

    "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response.
    Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to
    visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't
    know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly
    help our images."

    Nancy couldn't help but agree.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy 's
    Hand in his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was
    Silence and a
    Look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
    chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

    The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
    after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." The old priest
    Continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do
    the same."
  • Apr 17, 2009, 06:42 PM
    inthebox

    Which one goes where?
    That's funny



    G&P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 06:59 PM
    JoeCanada76

    That is farking hilarious. That is awesome. Lol
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:31 PM
    Clough

    Yes, that definitely was funny and a great surprise as well! I didn't expect that sort of ending at all! :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:15 AM
    lighterrr

    Lmao great post
  • Jun 29, 2009, 06:39 PM
    paraclete
    Good one Roland I guess he could have called Ruddy and Swanny too, Eh?
  • Jul 6, 2009, 12:34 AM
    ROLCAM

    paraclete,

    Nice to see you are here !
    We go a long way back in these type of places.
    I am glad you enjoyed my joke.

    Best regards,

    Roland.
  • Jul 8, 2009, 07:15 PM
    Windyhill

    Wow

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