A minister was completing a temperance sermon..

With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in
The world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,


Let us sing Hymn #365,

'Shall We Gather at the River.

Nice-

That may possibly be the funniest preacher joke I have ever seen. Consider it stolen.

Love it! Don't drink the water in the river, you'll get sick! That mixture could kill someone. Let's find out. Cup please! :)