A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You'll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!”
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After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the driver's window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
"Ma'am," he said. "I'm afraid we're going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not you've been drinking."
The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said: "Lady, you've had a couple of stiff ones."
"That's amazing!" the girl cried. "You mean it shows that too!"
