Top 5 Smart Answers
Smart Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
To check tickets. A man approached, she extended her hand
For the ticket, and instead he opened his trench coat and
Flashed her. Without missing a beat... she said, "Sir,
I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Smart Answer #4:
A lady was shopping for a turkey at the grocery store,
But she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
Asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am
they're dead."
Smart Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
For speeding rolled down his window. "I've been
waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
Replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent
The kid on his way without a ticket.
Smart Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign
Comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he
Knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck
Under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
Police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
Up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No,
I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
AND NOW... FOR THE... BEST ONE..
#1 SMART ANSWER
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
Final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a
nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart guy in the back of the
Room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if
tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to
Laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored,
The teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head
And sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write
The exam with your other hand.
