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  • Mar 9, 2009, 03:59 PM
    friend4u178
    Dear Roger
    Dear Roger,
    I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter having it. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
    Sincerely, Sheila
    ...






    Dear Sheila,
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps,
  • Mar 9, 2009, 04:03 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Welcome to AMHD Sheila. I see Friend has happily answered your car question.

    Now as to the hubby and the neighbor, we haven't the faintest clue how to solve that problem...
  • Mar 9, 2009, 04:14 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Welcome to AMHD Sheila. I see Friend has happily answered your car question.

    Now as to the hubby and the neighbor, we haven't the faintest clue how to solve that problem.......

    LOL... I'm expecting Sheila to give me a Reddie for that advise Twinkie ;)
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:54 PM
    frangipanis

    A great joke... needed that laugh :)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 06:23 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Comments on this post
    twinkiedooter agrees: You get a greenie, Friend!!!

    I Lub you Twinkie ;)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 06:44 PM
    KC13
    Now that's FUNNY! :D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 06:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    Now that's FUNNY!!:D

    Glad you liked it KC :)

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