The lyrics to a Billy Connolly Song

An Evil Scotsman

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother f***er,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm f***in' gay.

Cause I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name,
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
And causing pain is my game.

Now if you're a woman,
Married or not,
I'll take all your kit off and I'll dive in your mot,
I'll take your legs and spread them wide,
And then I'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

I'm an evil Scotsman,
And My name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" c***,

Yes I'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

I've got one hand in my pocket
and I'm playing with my 10" c***

I don't care where you come from,
If your big or your small,
I've fought the best,
And I beat them all.
If your English or Irish,
You won't have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jock is my name,
If you don't like the rules don't play the f***in' game,
Yes, I'm an evil Scotsman
My name is Jock!
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" c***.

OH Yeah,
F***er,
Wankers,
Kn** Heads.
Thank you.


YouTube - Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman (With Lyrics)


I hope the profanity doesn't offend, sorry of it does!

LOL... love it ;)

I heart Scotsmen.

That guy certainly has a talent for wordplay.

I'm going to look him up. Between this and the letter posted by M, I think Billy just earned himself another bra throwing fan.

Nice job, never me!

(by the way, if you were worried about the content you could always add an *18 and older* disclaimer to the top. I like edgy.)

Thanks linn I'll do that. Glad you enjoyed it :D

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Originally Posted by linnealand

i'm going to look him up. between this and the letter posted by M, i think Billy just earned himself another bra throwing fan.

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This I need to see :cool: Maybe you could flash your pink ::ahems:: too , you know what I mean Linny ;)

This song was NOT done by Billy Connolly. It was written by Garry Desmond and Rock N' Jock about 7 years ago and I saw Rock N Jock perform it live back then.

I am writing on behalf of Garry Desmond, and asking that you correct this. If you don't believe me, try finding a video of Billy Connolly actually singing it. You won't find it.

Here is a link to Rock N Jock singing it... listen carefully and you will see that every version out there that is credited to BC was actually Rock N Jock.

YouTube - Evil Scotsman Rockin Jock

Maat, it was a mistake, the post cannot be altered now. Really I think you should calm down, it was a mistake, this is hardly Billy Connolly looking for rep??

This is George Allan here aka Rockin Jock. I really thought that when my friend and website creator Garry Desmond posted me singing Evil Scotsman on YouTube,that the debate about whether its Connolly or me performing it would be brought to some closure,, apparently not but I live in hope that one day I will get the credit for the song and incidentally, who gave a ringtone company permission to download my song to fee paying clients? Pity I didn't copyright it.

Wow... amazing... I can't wait to see where this goes... looks like I picked the right day to f' off & hang out here...

Bring it on folks

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Originally Posted by rockinjockgces

bring it on folks

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I'm going to take you at face value here... how did you stumble onto this? I can only imagine how pissed I'd be if someone else was wrongly credited with something I did. Oh wait, I meant to say, I CAN RELATE.

I stumbled upon it when I logged on to Billy Connolly's site and lo and behold he's getting credit for my song. The truth of the matter is he probably doesn't even know it's there. I can only assume that some prick who bought my cd or dvd at sometime in the past,downloaded it onto YouTube and accredited the afore mentioned. Thanks for your comments KC 13

Hmm... perhaps Alanis Morissette ripped off RJ too...
YouTube - Evil Scotsman Rockin Jock