THE UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND!
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>The wife comes home early &finds her husband in their master bedroom
>making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
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>"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you do ing? How dare you
>do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
>leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies, "Wait,
>Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
>
>"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
>you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
>
>The husband begins to tell his story .
>
>"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so
>defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.I noticed that
>she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that
>she had not eaten for 3 days. Wi th great compassion and hurt, I
>brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last
>night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
>the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I
>asked her to take a shower.
>
>While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
>holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her
>the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
>longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
>blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
>don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you
>for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I
>also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
>you never wore again after you saw your co -worker wearing the same
>pair."
>
>The husband continues his story . "The young woman was very grateful to
>me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
>around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
>"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?? "
