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  • Feb 19, 2009, 01:35 AM
    KC13
    Continuing edumacation
    Fall Classes for Men at

    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Monday, Nov 26, 2007

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM



    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 14

    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
  • Feb 19, 2009, 02:43 AM
    tickle

    KC You made my morning, LOL ! I hope all you guys sign up for this and let me know who passes !

    Tick
  • Feb 21, 2009, 03:01 PM
    twinkiedooter

    KC Love these, but you forgot one very vital class that most men should attend - How to Take Out the Garbage
  • Feb 21, 2009, 03:43 PM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    KC Love these, but you forgot one very vital class that most men should attend - How to Take Out the Garbage

    I think that's a Spring class...
  • Feb 22, 2009, 09:13 AM
    rex123

    Hilarious!!
  • Mar 1, 2009, 06:37 PM
    CaptainRich

    Hehe!
    All good, except # 9... I'll explain:

    While never totally lost, we are all of us capable of experiencing "casual exploratative encounters." :eek:
    Didja ever misplace yer keys? Hmm??
    Just accepting the encounter doesn't compound the situation; it can actually profoundly expands the opportunity to experience something new! :rolleyes:
    Just like that. :D
  • Mar 1, 2009, 08:21 PM
    KC13
    Yeah! Isn't getting there supposed to be half the fun? If I had a (huge bag of) nickel(s) for every time I've heard the expression, "Life's a journey, not a destination...", let's just say I'd be in absolutely no hurry to ever get anywhere...

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