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  • Feb 19, 2009, 01:19 AM
    KC13
    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with your friends.
    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

    PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

    THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

    White Zinfandel: He's gay!
  • Feb 19, 2009, 11:59 AM
    twinkiedooter

    Hilarious and how true!!
  • Mar 3, 2009, 09:41 PM
    darkvision

    As a prior bartender I agree with most though with any generalization some don't fit, but still good stuff.

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