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  • Feb 19, 2009, 12:35 AM
    KC13
    They walk among us.
    *Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


    *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
    Shouted... 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
    Said... 'where?? '*

    **They Walk among us! *

    ***
    While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
    Was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
    Morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
    Explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
    Her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *

    **They Walk Among Us! *

    ****
    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
    One of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
    Her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
    Think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

    **They Walk Among Us!! *

    ***
    I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound sirloin.
    She informed me they only had an 8 oz sirloin. Not wanting to
    Make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 oz steak instead of the
    Half pound.*

    **They walk among us! *

    ****
    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
    Seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk... *

    **They Walk Among Us!! *

    ***
    My friends and I were on a Beer run and noticed that the cases were
    Discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    Multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount... *

    **They Walk Among Us!! *

    ***
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    Attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
    Out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
    And ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
    Turned... *

    **They Walk Among Us!! *

    ***
    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    Lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    And I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
    Yet?'... *

    **They Walk Among Us!! *

    ***
    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
    Go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
    Into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
    'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
    Pieces.*

    **Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.! *

    *Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!! *

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  • Feb 19, 2009, 03:03 PM
    friend4u178

    LOL... some good one's there KC :)

    I see you've been busy posting lots of jokes today!!
  • Feb 19, 2009, 03:37 PM
    KC13
    Sharing the laughs... I copied and pasted most of these from my E-mailbox. :rolleyes:
  • Feb 21, 2009, 02:58 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Those are very good and very true! Keep up the good work!
  • Feb 21, 2009, 03:01 PM
    Alty

    Isn't it sad? Thank goodness that they walk among us, otherwise who would we laugh at? ;)

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