What are the consequences of shoplifting?

Depending on the amount, a police record and a day in court

Hello R:

Arrest, jail, a criminal record, no jobs and an ugly wife.

excon

Not sure excon some of those pretty girls like the "bad boy" type.

But you could, pay a fine, be on probation, be banned from that store and/or mall for a period, have a record, it could effect future job chances esp in a tight market.