Hello:

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is because 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:


10 - 12" - Luxury Tax - $ 300.00

8 - 10" - Pole Tax - $ 250.00

5 - 8" - Privilege Tax - $ 150.00

3 - 5" - Nuisance Tax - $ 30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **

excon

I have absolutely NO comment - for once. In fact, I can barely speak.

Every now and then Excon is in rare form. This is one of those times.

So - who's going to go around and measure all these tax frauds who will claim to have less than a 3" whowho??

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Originally Posted by twinkiedooter

So - who's going to go around and measure all these tax frauds who will claim to have less than a 3" whowho????

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I think it's woo-who and anything else I say will get me banned for life.

Maybe it's ring ding. Or ding dong. I don't know I don't have one of those thingys. But I hear they're handy to have at a picnic.

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Originally Posted by twinkiedooter

But I hear they're handy to have at a picnic.

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Hello twinkie:

And, a clam dig too.

excon

And she says to him, "I want 6" and I want it to hurt."

And he says, "Well, I only have 3" but I'll do you twice and then I'll punch you in the mouth."

Is this part of the new stimulus package?

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Originally Posted by retsoksirhc

Is this part of the new stimulus package?

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Absolutely GREAT response! Wow - love it!

Love it Exy :)

So if I refuse to pay will I get sent to a Penal colony?

That's just brilliant, Exy. Going to pass that one on... LOL!

Great... the last thing I need right now is an audit... :D