Originally Posted by
Alder
I saw one just the other day. I was heating my soup in the microwave, and there it was on the stairs in my office building.
Six scratches, huh? Freaky. Well, I do tend to think the shadow people aren't native to this world. Darn illegal aliens. I'm sure they're only here for the welfare benefits. ;)
Seriously, though, I'd be happy to consult with your son-in-law in more detail. Although driving them away completely might not be the right objective, he needs to find some way to tell them they don't get to go scratching him.