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  • Feb 5, 2009, 06:12 PM
    friend4u178
    Anagrams.these are clever!
    DORMITORY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM


    PRESBYTERIAN:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    BEST IN PRAYER


    ASTRONOMER:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER


    DESPERATION:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT


    THE EYES: !
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THEY SEE


    GEORGE BUSH:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HE BUGS GORE


    THE MORSE CODE:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HERE COME DOTS


    SLOT MACHINES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    CASH LOST IN ME


    ANIMOSITY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IS NO AMITY


    ELECTION RESULTS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


    SNOOZE ALARMS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


    A DECIMAL POINT:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IM A DOT IN PLACE


    THE EARTHQUAKES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THAT QUEER SHAKE


    ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    TWELVE PLUS ONE


    AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


    MOTHER-IN-LAW:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    WOMAN HITLER
  • Feb 5, 2009, 07:40 PM
    frangipanis

    They're good, f4u.. lol!
  • Feb 5, 2009, 08:57 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Good ones, Friend. I'll scratch the old noodle and try and add to the list...
  • Feb 5, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Alty

    Another hit! :)
  • Feb 8, 2009, 09:27 AM
    KC13
    Check out wordsmith.org, go to the internet anagram server (I, rearrangement servant). How about Evander Holyfield? Lived holy 'n' fed ear. Brett Favre? Beer fart TV. Heidi Klum? I'm like, duh.
  • Feb 8, 2009, 10:05 AM
    KC13
    Had some fun with this a while back on the heating & air forum. Lennox heat? Or "hotel annex", where you might end up when it breaks down. Or, "He lent an ox", to haul it away, I suppose... Trane furnace? Or "rent-a-furnace"?
  • Feb 8, 2009, 11:11 AM
    KC13
    President Clinton of the USA? "To copulate, he finds interns". Monica Samille Lewinsky? "Slick Willie's my A-one man". Martina Hingis? "I am tarnishing". Lawrence Taylor? "Lawyer rental co.".
  • Feb 8, 2009, 02:58 PM
    mackythehacker

    Lmao I <3'd the last one.. woman hitler XD
  • Feb 8, 2009, 04:56 PM
    Stringer

    You find these 'gold mines' M... pretty good.
  • Feb 8, 2009, 05:34 PM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mackythehacker View Post
    lmao i <3'd the last one.. woman hitler XD
    I wish i would have chosen a better name.. ''mackythehacker'' doesn't sound very.. friendly i wish i could change it to ''macky 13'' but.... some mistakes are made..

    It could be an anagram for "Check my hat rake"... or "They check karma". Not so bad...
  • Feb 15, 2009, 03:05 PM
    KC13
    Barack H. Obama? Or, "Aha! Rack a bomb!" Joe Biden? "I need job!"
  • Feb 16, 2009, 01:45 AM
    Sodium

    Very funny:)

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