And thus, an idea was born.

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Phrases with Multiple Meanings, #1: "You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across." :rolleyes:

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Keep them coming! (Wait... that one almost qualifies too :))

This post will be great :) I wish I had one right now :(

When do you think you will be getting off today?

I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

Here's another:

"Look at the size of his putter"

[perhaps overheard at a dinner party]
Wow, what a great spread!

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

In that vein..?

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

Mkay... that's a stretch... every osha sign sounds dirty if you think dirty...


http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

OK enough. Oh to be young and stupid again... uh... well, to be young again...

This one is a favorite email that gets passed around our office from time to time.

Top 10 things that Sound Dirty, but aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk NOW!

5. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair... I do all the work and he just sits there.

Ah, bringing up old jokes. Reminds me of the Clinton/Lewinski days.

"Insert Bill Here"

I have some "that's what she said" does that count? (all from show "The Office")

Can you make that straighter?

You're making this so hard

Get out of my nook!

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I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

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Oh... this reminded me of one...



"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"

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Yeah, it's a classic one :)

The sign is awesome! Love the name of the bar ;)

Edit: or whatever that is :)

My girlfriend and I were watching TV one day when a commercial came on for the Iditarod races in Alaska. She says yeah, Iditarod last night!

I was just playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Super Nintendo. Old School. The name of one of th levels:

"Red Hot Ride"

This is sooo old... "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

After years as an assistant, he's a candidate for the head job.:rolleyes:

He used to be a little squirt, but he's come a long way since.:eek: