Off the subject... joke...
~ Michael invited his mother over for dinner During the
> meal, Michael's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
> Michaels's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Michael's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between
> Michael
> and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of
> the evening, while watching the two react, Mother started to wonder if
> there
> was more between Michael and Stephanie than meets the eye. Reading his
> mom's
> thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
> assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
>
> About a week later, Stephanie came to Michael saying, 'Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
> ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>
> Michael said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
> sure." So he sat down and wrote:
> Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
> house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
> fact
> remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love, Michael
>
> Several days later, Michael received a letter from his mother that read:
> Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
> saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
> if
> she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
> now.
> Love, Mom
>
> Lesson learned... Don't lie to MOM!
>
>
