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  • Jan 8, 2009, 04:36 PM
    Homegirl 50
    To Wine Or Not
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't:

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
    there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
    demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at
    the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
    1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
    feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
    beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
    alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
    filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink water and be full of s*** .

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable
    information: I'm doing it as a public service.

    :D
  • Jan 8, 2009, 04:43 PM
    KC13
    I have always felt that a bottle in front of me is better than a frontal lobotomy.;)

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