A traveling salesman arrives in a small Western town. After checking into a room at the local inn, he heads out in search of some "action". At the nearby saloon he can't help but notice the glaring lack of women. After a bit of small talk with the bartender, he learns that women are rather scarce in these parts, so most men get their fulfillment with sheep. The salesman is appalled at first, but after a while urges start to get the better of him. He finishes his drink and strolls over to the pasture, where he spots a lovely "lady" in wait. Coaxing her back to his room, he bathes her, and after some champagne the magic show begins. He finds her charms to be more pleasing than he ever imagined, and afterward they go out for a drink. Upon entering the crowded saloon, a collective gasp comes forth from the patrons, the music stops abruptly, and a glass breaks in the background. Puzzled, the salesman says, "What's the big deal? I hear you folks do this all the time!" From the back of the room, a man's voice bellows, "Yeah, but that's the sheriff's girl!"
