I think a "Babes of AMHD" calendar featuring members would be a good idea. The finished calendar could be sold to buy new furniture for the lounge to replace that shabby, plastic stuff.

If enough "babes" don't volunteer we could open it up to the "studs of AMHD." Or maybe print a separate calendar. I'm thinking men in tool belts, that sort of thing (depending on the person's expertise, of course).

I'm thinking Ben and Mrs Ben could share a month.

So far "Alty" has been selected to do a fake fur bikini and one of those fake-fur lined hats with the earflaps in honor of Canada hold a rabbit (or two); Starby's been selected for October (but no outfit has been selected). I'm not sure they're actually aware they've been selected so let's hope they don't read this.

Any thoughts? Any volunteers?

I'll submit my pic first I guess. This is one of my better pictures, I was at a garden party:

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I'll submit my pic first I guess. This is one of my better pictures, I was at a garden party:

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You look vaguely familiar to me - ?

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You look vaguely familiar to me - ?

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I get that all the time.

Jessica Rabbit could be convinced to make an appearance... ;)

Can I wear my raccoon hat and coat? Or just my raccoon outfit? Or just my raccoon (live that is)? You know, the one that Brad Pitt nudged out of the food bowl on my porch the other night?

Ah, I take that back. Can I wear my gymnosophy outfit and pose for June's photo?

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Can I wear my raccoon hat and coat? Or just my raccoon outfit? Or just my raccoon (live that is)? You know, the one that Brad Pitt nudged out of the food bowl on my porch the other night?

Ah, I take that back. Can I wear my gymnosophy outfit and pose for June's photo?

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Okay, you're in for June in your gymnosophy outfit. But isn't it half a gymnosophy outfit? The lower half, as I recall, which is fine, because we're trying to sell calendars here. I was hoping you would pose next to one or two racoons. It's okay if they have all their clothes on.

And, speaking of Brad Pitt, I probably haven't posted this before but I look just like Angelina Jolie, except I am blonde and have a better body. Unforunately I can't figure out how to post photos so you'll just have to believe me.

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Good, that would work for me - any particular month?

Well, in that outfit, it will have to be warm... How about July?

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Fine, July it is. You'll be the month following the racoon lady so keep that in mind if you are planning any special effects.

Oooo... good to know. No sweet perfumes for the day of the photo shoot... Check.

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I'm Miss July! WOO-HOO!

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Oooo... good to know. No sweet perfumes for the day of the photo shoot.... Check.

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I'm Miss July! WOO-HOO!!

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I also would avoid rolling in dead meat for a day or two before the shoot.

Riiiiight. What would I do without you, JKT? :D

Will excon be around during the shoot?

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"We" are hoping he will actually BE in the calendar. I am thinking thong and handcuffs. Or maybe not the handcuffs.

Or maybe not the thong and a strategically placed - I don't know, golf ball, baseball, basketball. I have no personal knowledge in this particular, umm, area, so I don't really know what is, umm, required.

Or maybe he could hold one of the rabbits or racoons.

Now that you've appeared to volunteer excon's services, which month will you be signing up for?

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"We" are hoping he will actually BE in the calendar. I am thinking thong and handcuffs. Or maybe not the handcuffs.

Or maybe not the thong and a strategically placed - I don't know, golf ball, baseball, basketball. I have no personal knowledge in this particular, umm, area, so I don't really know what is, umm, required.

Or maybe he could hold one of the rabbits or racoons.

Now that you've appeared to volunteer excon's services, which month will you be signing up for?

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I'm a Scorpio. Is November taken?

I figured excon would be holding things for the photographer. Would there be a group shot for one of the months, or maybe for the cover?

If there are going to be guys in the photos, we'll need to ask Clough and RickJ.

MM hmm... and don't forget our "Friend"... :)

Group shot... that would be cool! :)

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I'm a Scorpio. Is November taken?

I figured excon would be holding things for the photographer. Would there be a group shot for one of the months, or maybe for the cover?

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Excellent - a group shot. Excellent. I hadn't thought about the cover yet OR the group shot. This calendar may have to cover (pardon the pun) both 2009 AND 2010.

I was thinking maybe excon would want to help with the body makeup.