I rear ended a car this morning...
I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a
DWARF!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...

Haha don't fight, pick on someone your own size :P

Hey, that was one tough little bugger! I finally got him stuffed into my reusable Costo shopping bag and into the trunk.

Don't let him get to close, heard their always getting their nose stuck in other peoples business haha

Have compassion... most of us are lucky enough to ride whatever we want at amusement parks... :D

Imagine the indignity: waitresses are always bringing you crayons... :mad:

"Dammit! Another box of my nephew's hand-me-downs!"