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  • Jul 20, 2006, 08:38 AM
    magprob
    Bidness
    Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third from Florida. They follow a White House official to examine the fence.

    The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure, does some measuring and works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Jerseyan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Tennessee."
  • Jul 20, 2006, 09:18 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Pointd at J_9 laughing.. . Throws a raised eyebrow toward Magpie. LOL :rolleyes:
  • Jul 20, 2006, 09:21 AM
    J_9
    Y'all er jist laffin cause Floridy didn't git the job!! :p
  • Jul 20, 2006, 11:20 AM
    Cassie
    Thanks for a good morning laugh while having a cup of coffee.
  • Jul 20, 2006, 12:05 PM
    talaniman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cassie
    Thanks for a good morning laugh while having a cup of coffee.

    Root beer its lunchtime
  • Jul 20, 2006, 12:06 PM
    J_9
    LOL, I got to go start dinner... Using the hot sauce on the chicken.

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