What has four legs, green fur and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


You're either going to like this one or you're going to hate it. Lol

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Originally Posted by ZoeMarie

what has four legs, green fur and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


you're either going to like this one or you're going to hate it. lol

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I don't know but do you know what's black, lives in a tree, has feathers and could kill you?

A crow with a machine gun.

Also my father's joke.

Lol. This one is kind of outside-the-box like that too.

A billiard table?

Pfft. That's no fun. Yes, it's a pool table!