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  • Dec 13, 2008, 12:37 PM
    southerngalps
    The original computer.
    Was a pencil... the tip was print and the eraser was delete.

    Memory was something you lost with age
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity

    A keyboard was a piano
    A web was a spider's home
    A virus was the flu
    A CD was a bank account

    A hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

    And if you had a 3 inch floppy.


    ... You just hoped nobody ever found out!?
  • Dec 13, 2008, 01:34 PM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by southerngalps View Post
    And if you had a 3 inch floppy....You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

    Hello galps:

    I traded my floppy for a huge hard drive.

    excon
  • Dec 13, 2008, 01:36 PM
    southerngalps

    Yowsers... lol
  • Dec 13, 2008, 04:41 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello galps:

    I traded my floppy for a huge hard drive.

    excon



    Was it the 3" floppy that you traded?
  • Dec 13, 2008, 06:59 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Judy and Ex - I'm laughing so hard I just had another mouthful of cocoa all over the monitor (again).

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