Hehe.one for the holiday!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas
to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through
The pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
Keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter
Said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
And finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked
At the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."
