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  • Dec 11, 2008, 09:21 AM
    magprob
    Irish Priest
    An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

    He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

    'Just water,' says the priest.

    The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

    The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:28 PM
    neverme

    Lol.. no need for the irish in it thou:mad:
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:35 PM
    magprob

    Oh my, you mean you can't say Irish any more. Heck, what am I going to tell people when they ask me where both of my Great Grandfathers came from?
    Give me a break.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:39 PM
    albear

    Yeah you should have said black or jewish,
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:40 PM
    southerngalps

    It's okay, magprob. We irish like to drink ;)

    I think that was the only way it could have been made funny.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:40 PM
    neverme

    Ah calm down it was a joke. I can really see you inherited your grandfathers sense of humour.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:41 PM
    neverme
    You irish are you? Where you from southerngalps?
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:42 PM
    southerngalps

    I am originally from Louisiana. Not 100% irish... I am also british and french...

    Where you from ;)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:45 PM
    magprob

    I'm from right near the Guinness keg.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:45 PM
    neverme

    Give you 7 guesses?
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:46 PM
    neverme
    I'm from galway, in IRELAND :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:47 PM
    southerngalps

    Louisiana?
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:48 PM
    southerngalps

    Oh... I would have never guessed. :( :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:49 PM
    neverme
    Sometimes it just gets at me when the same stereotype is used over and over again and then you get American born and bred people who claim to be Irish and support these stereotypes. Although I understand that it was a joke and I replied in an intended jovial tone although apparently that didn't come across, it can be quite frustrating.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 06:49 PM
    southerngalps
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I'm from right near the Guiness keg.

    Sounds like a good place to be from :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:33 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by neverme View Post
    Sometimes it just gets at me when the same stereotype is used over and over again and then you get American born and bred people who claim to be Irish and support these stereotypes. Although I understand that it was a joke and I replied in an intended jovial tone although apparently that didn't come across, it can be quite frustrating.

    You know, Where ever you find four Irish you'll find a fifth(of whiskey)

    The same joke can have it as catholic instead of the Irish..

    Politically incorrect jokes are just that jokes.

    Keep up the Guinness mag!

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