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  • Dec 7, 2008, 03:20 PM
    magprob
    Pope's blessing
    The Pope was finishing his sermon and ended it with the Latin
    Phrase, "Tuti Hominus" -- Blessed be mankind.

    A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They
    Said, 'We noticed that the Pope blessed all mankind, but not
    Womankind.'

    The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,

    "Tuti Hominus et tuti Feminus." Blessed be mankind and womankind.

    The next day a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
    They noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind and asked if
    He could also bless all the homosexuals. The Pope said, "Sure."

    The next day he concluded his sermon with:

    "Tuti hominus et tuti Femi nus et Tuti Fruity"
  • Dec 7, 2008, 05:16 PM
    frangipanis

    Lol! Very funny.
  • Dec 7, 2008, 05:48 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Tuti fruity. Love it.
  • Dec 28, 2008, 09:35 AM
    THEpurplepeanut

    Never eating that candy again... LOL

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