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  • Nov 25, 2008, 04:28 PM
    friend4u178
    The Older woman
    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

    She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

    'What's that?' I asked.

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    I said, 'No,' -excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

    I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

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    'Mum, you still awake?'
  • Nov 25, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Sapodilla

    O my goodness. I think u should staty away from older women lest u get into this trouble again.
  • Nov 25, 2008, 04:35 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sapodilla View Post
    O my goodness. i think u should staty away from older women lest u get into this trouble again.

    I know... in fact she did warn me that she had acute Angina , I said I hope so cause you have lousy breasts :D
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:01 PM
    Stringer

    Funny M.
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:14 PM
    magprob

    So, how was it?
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:49 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    So, how was it?

    She must be into fur.
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:50 PM
    twinkiedooter

    First you're in your birthday suit sitting on the couch and now you're going to go upstairs with who? Gee Friend, you sure do get around... hahahahaha
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:51 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frangipanis View Post
    She must be into fur.


    No it was only a 3some not a fursome :D
  • Nov 25, 2008, 05:52 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    First you're in your birthday suit sitting on the couch and now you're going to go upstairs with who? Gee Friend, you sure do get around......hahahahaha


    LOL... thanks twinkie ;)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 09:10 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    No it was only a 3some not a fursome :D

    So not alonesome :)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 09:12 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frangipanis View Post
    so not alonesome :)

    Please FP... I don't want to know :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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