Ok her is the question.
Things that wives do to make husbands mad.
1. Hunny make some tea.(As the wife is 2 feet from the stove and your in another room or she calls you in from outside)
2. When she uses all the hot water
3. Her fav. Race car driver is Jeff Gordon (And yours is A Diff. racer)
4. After your fixing something that she broke then she comes up and asks (what are you doing can I help).
5. Wrecking your 1957 restored plymouth fury.And all she can say is sorry.humm
6. Having a flat and she calls her ex instead of you.
7. Waiting until 11:00 P.M. And asks you to wake up and go get some cigaretts at the local 24 hr. wal-mart.
8.Leaving the toilet seat down.
9. Asking to borrow your 57 plymouth fury again after she wrecks it.
10. Saying we can't afford a new swimming pool (and she goes and buys a new garage when nothing is wrong with the old one).
11. Telling her to get off the stuped cell phone game and get up and get it herself.
12. Tell her her mother can't compare to yours.
13. Say Jeff Gordon Is Gay.
14. Stop playing that rap music it makes me want to go into the jungle.

I think I saw this one in a movie:
Wife: "How about a foot massage sweetie?
Husband: "Oh honey, that would be great."
Wife: Removes her own socks and shoes, puts her ripe feet in his lap and says "thank you".

She says "do what you want" but when I do, its clearly not "the right choice."