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  • Nov 12, 2008, 02:07 PM
    magprob
    Let's scream racism!
    Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days. A man asks: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
  • Nov 12, 2008, 04:38 PM
    J_9
    LMAO, I love a good Polack joke!! And I'm polish!
  • Nov 29, 2008, 02:37 PM
    N0help4u

    I love it too and I am polack!!
  • Dec 2, 2008, 02:39 PM
    adam_89

    I don't get it. Can somebody explain that last part. Sorry!
  • Dec 2, 2008, 02:48 PM
    ZoeMarie

    Love it! Lol
  • Dec 2, 2008, 02:53 PM
    MsMewiththat

    Love love love it and I'm not polish. Good laugh!
  • Dec 30, 2008, 04:13 PM
    THEpurplepeanut

    There are times I can be such a polack, I get it from my mother lol my mom's side of the family is german and polish and my dad's side is german and irish and english, ALL EUROPEAN BABY!! Well american too... MOSTLY EUROPEAN BABY!!
  • Jan 2, 2009, 11:40 PM
    KC13
    You won't be called a brilliant author for writing one book. You won't be called an engenius architect for building one house. However... guess what you'll be called... for $uckin& one dirty (o(k?
  • Jan 2, 2009, 11:55 PM
    magprob

    It doesn't make you all bad I suppose. Let it go.
  • Jan 2, 2009, 11:57 PM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    It doesn't make you all bad I suppose. Let it go.

    Damn, you got me. I have to watch my back more...
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:35 AM
    magprob

    Mess with the bull you get the horn.

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