Computer Expert daddy says "there's no need for antivirus software!". Oops.
My free trial of Norton expired two months after I got my computer, and I told my dad to add that to the list of software I needed to buy and for him to install-- he, being a professional programmer and software engineer and all... Daddy says "Pssh, you don't need that."
Nearly two years without problems... and then...
... Suddenly yesterday, I have viruses and warning pop-ups coming out of my ears. My laptop is melting on my desk as I type right now. Thanks a lot, Daddy. Can I have another new computer now?
... This is a public service announcement, don't be a moron like my father.