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  • Nov 2, 2008, 06:21 PM
    mechisopa1234
    Am I a Vampire?
    Help! I know vampires aren't real, but I'm convinced I'm one. I have pale white skin, the whitest in my classs, actually. And I can't suntan. I'm always ice cold, my friends tell me that, so does my family and some times I crave blood. When I do, (this might sound gross, but, bear with me), when do crave blood, I perpussly cut myself and lick the blood. It makes me feel a lot better. Also, when I crave blood, I get purple circles under - neath my eyes and my irises turn a dark blue from their regular light blue. And then, when I lick the blood off my cut, the purple circles go away and my irises go back to light blue. I also have abnormally sharp K - 9 teeth. Also, my teeth are very, very, very white. Am I a vampire?:confused:
  • Nov 2, 2008, 06:26 PM
    hearty

    Ahhhh well probably you should go see a doctor.....
    It's a better idea because people can be wrong sometimes.....
  • Nov 2, 2008, 07:09 PM
    lovnmydevildog

    Lol um no its def. all in your head!!
  • Nov 2, 2008, 07:19 PM
    albear

    You seem to have bad blood circulation, this is why you are pale, have cold skin, and purple rings beneath you eyes. Secondl, as 'lovnmydevildog' says, the pale skin and such is subconsciously making you believe you are a vampire and so you act accordingly.
  • Nov 2, 2008, 07:23 PM
    Alty

    I agree with Albear and have to add that you obviously have a very good imagination, use it for something creative.

    As for your condition, go see a doctor, find out why you have such poor circulation.

    Good luck.
  • Nov 7, 2008, 04:49 PM
    seahippie

    Vampires are make believe... a myth... like zombies and dragons and stuff...
    Are you asleep all day and only wake at night? No?. Then you couldn't possibly be a vampire... your just a pale dude with fangs... who licks his blood on occasions
  • Nov 7, 2008, 05:14 PM
    albear

    Zombies and dragons are real, just not in the way your thinking
  • Nov 7, 2008, 05:17 PM
    seahippie

    I know there real... Im just trying to help count dracula out...
  • Nov 7, 2008, 05:23 PM
    albear

    Name calling isn't nice
  • Nov 7, 2008, 05:59 PM
    seahippie

    Huh?
  • Nov 8, 2008, 05:54 PM
    mechisopa1234

    P.S. - I am also alergic to garlic!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Bella001
    I think your just obsessed with the cullens and wish you were a vampire!
    But I wish I could be one too... I mean Edward is sooo hot and nice and it would be awesome to live forever with him! Ha ha...

    But I think your just a little obsessed!

    Good luck! X
  • Dec 10, 2008, 01:59 AM
    magprob

    There once was a vampire named Mabel, who's period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.
  • Dec 10, 2008, 02:27 AM
    Irishgirl
    Think you may be aenemic - low blood count or low in iron. Both you can take tablets for. Go see a doctor
  • Jan 7, 2009, 08:41 PM
    pipsey
    Are you strong pretty fast have super hearing and strength too.:D because if you are then I would say your pretty close to a vampire.
  • Jan 7, 2009, 08:54 PM
    BlackVY

    There are lot of people who are into Vampires now aren't there? Thanks to that book Twilight...
  • Jan 7, 2009, 09:18 PM
    juhi2011

    May be you have a less count of RBC's
  • Jan 7, 2009, 09:30 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Can you eat garlic and stay out in the sun without your skin literally burning?

    ... you should be fine.

    As far as the cutting, you should stop that. There's a chance you could accidentally cut yourself too deep, or even worse, there's a chance you could get an infection.
  • Feb 5, 2009, 08:07 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Oh boy :rolleyes:
  • Feb 5, 2009, 08:12 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Oh boy :rolleyes:

    No worry, it's been reported.

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