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  • Oct 29, 2008, 05:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Financial crisis in Japan
    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
  • Oct 29, 2008, 06:02 PM
    albear

    Booooooooooo, tut tut friend
  • Oct 29, 2008, 06:03 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    Booooooooooo, tut tut friend


    Sorry Bear... LOL :p
  • Oct 29, 2008, 09:33 PM
    frangipanis

    Too funny... LOL!
  • Oct 29, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Stringer

    Pretty funeeeeee'
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:05 PM
    magprob

    I'm invested in Saki Bank and it has been somewhat shaky.
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:08 PM
    jrsg

    Lol, very nice M...
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:09 PM
    magprob

    I am only invested in Geisha Bank where things are very tight with low liquidity.
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:12 PM
    jrsg
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I am only invested in Geisha Bank where things are very tight with low liquidity.

    HAHA! How the hell did you come up with this one, Magprob!
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:32 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrsg View Post
    HAHA! How the hell did you come up with this one, Magprob!


    Cause I'm a dirty ole man... that's how.
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:33 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Cause I'm a dirty ole man...that's how.

    ROFL!! Lol!
  • Oct 30, 2008, 06:34 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Cause I'm a dirty ole man...that's how.

    Believe him JR :D
  • Oct 30, 2008, 07:09 PM
    jrsg
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Believe him JR :D

    Ha, o god...
    Sadly, I do believe it, lol.

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