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  • Oct 10, 2008, 02:07 PM
    Homegirl 50
    Important Stock Information
    Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
    Stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this
    Explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any
    Holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water,
    National Gas Company, Northern Tissue Company.
    Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your
    American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to
    Know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped
    Clean.
    It's a tough market out there. Be careful!

    :D
  • Oct 10, 2008, 06:32 PM
    CaptainRich

    You betcha..
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:37 PM
    magprob

    I'm way ahead of you. I let go of my gas this mornin. And around noon. And a few other times...
  • Oct 12, 2008, 01:08 PM
    startover22
    Hahahahaha!
  • Oct 15, 2008, 09:49 PM
    jrsg

    Ha! I like this, a little comic relief in these tough economic times...

    I'll have to show this to my dad, a stock broker up here in Toronto, he'll love it too!
    Thanks!

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