A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Oh dear , that's a minute of my life I'll never get back :eek:

That was what I was going to say.
I could have got paid...

Well gee, I guess you both know where you can put that banana. And the carrot. And the cucumber for that matter! :)

Nice one Mag... as always;)