Heyy(:

Today I got suspended from school for having a "marijuana pipe" in my purse. And I have to get a urine analysis tomorrow. HOW DO I PASS?? There's a lot of expensive drinks I could buy, but I'm not down for that. Any HOME REMIDIES? That are not just myths?


S.O.S.!

-JazzyBaby

... I'm really lost by your question.

You're asking how to flush out THC out of your system... and I don't really know any products that have been proven to work. Plus, a lot of testing facilities test for chemicals.

There really isn't anything.

Simple answer, don't do drugs, then they won't be in your system.

Good luck.

Hi, jazzybaby420!

I agree with the answers above and would just like to add that Ask Me Help Desk is not a place where it's okay to ask questions about "cheating" on or for anything.

People have to take a lot of different kinds of tests depending on the circumstances, the law, your own safety and well-being and also for the sake of the safety and well-being of everyone.

Thanks!

You are not going to pass anything if you have been smoking pot. Sorry. There is no sure fire way of getting accumulated pot out of your system regardless what kind of concoctions are out there that claim to do the trick. Time, time and more time is the only way to successfully rid your system of any drugs whether legal or illegal.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

There really isn't anything.

Simple answer, don't do drugs, then they won't be in your system.

Good luck.

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I have to spread more reputation before I can agree with you Altenweg, but I like your answer. :)

There is nothing , even expensive items that will work, what you have to do is understand that ifyou do the drugs and get caught, you have to pay for it.

Its been two days since she posted... she likely won't respond now... I don't think they allow computer access from jail

:D

It depends on what prison she's sent to, some even have spas, golf courses, heck, they've got it better than we do.

Of course, there's definitely no pot in jail, so that would put a damper on the OP's stay there. ;)

Well, there IS pot in jail... if your willing to smoke it... considering where is was when it came in ;)

Well, since she got suspended from school she is probably a juvenile and I am sure that she didn't go to prison. Plus people who have paraphernalia don't go to prison even if their system does have pot in it. Prison is for more serious charges. She probably just got expelled from school and is grounded from using the internet.

Ahhh...

Nothing better than explaining the humor right out of a good joke.

:D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Altenweg agrees: LMAO, you know this how? ;)

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*spits*

Im still trying to get that taste out of my mouth

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