Their was this bad *** midget who walked into a bar and asked the bartender who's the baddest s.o.b in here the bartender replied, it will be the man over a that table so the little guy walks over to the guy sitting at the table and just kicks his butt. Sothe ittle guy walks over finishes his drink and leaves.The next day the little guy walks into the same bar and asks the same question so the bartender ponts him out, and he does the same thing.So the bartender has a plan he puts a gorrilla in a closet and waits for the little guy to come in.So he shows up and ask the question,So the bartender smiles and says he's in the closet.so the little guy walks into the closet and it's pitch dark can't see anything.All the sudden the bartender hears screaming, scratching & yelling, the bartenders loving it.so about 10 minutes. Later the little guy walks out bruised & blooded finishes his drink and tells the bartender,You can tell that black guy in the closet that his fur coat is in the trash can.
