An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years...
Upon her return, her father barked at her: 'Where have ye been
All this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
Didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer poor, poor
Dear Mother through?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
Prostitute... '
'Ye what!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
Disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
Fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
Savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
For
Ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible
That's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club...
(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New
Years
Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and.. . '
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' said Dad. The girl, crying
Again, 'Sniff, sniff... a prostitute, Dad! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! MY! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!
