I own one but I can't spell it! Any way, I have a male Chuahaua and I am having a serious problem with him. This is a touchy situation and I am not sure on how to approach it but here goes. He will not breed with a female Chuahaua. The only thing he will breed is a house slipper or his stuffed moose toy. And I do mean breed! He goes at it like a fiend! The worst part of that is, when someone visits, you look over and he is in the middle of the floor going at it like a, to quote Chuck Berry, like an ole steam shovel!! Then, when he is hanging out, and I mean wayyyy out, he prances around the room as if he was modeling it. I am at my wits end with him. It is soooo embarrassing when my guests are just staring in complete, mouth agaped AWE! If there is a dog whisper in the crowd, please help!:eek:

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You can always get the dog fixed as this might be the only solution. It will not only extend his life but also calm his oh so visual urges.

Hypatia

Hi,
If you don't want to breed him in the future, then have him neutered. It will help stop the "humping", calm him down, and have him be a much less "stressed out" pet.
If you want to see a real "dog whisperer" in action, here is some info:
I highly recommend a video by Ceaser Millan, a Professional Dog Behaviorist. He rehabilitates dogs, and trains people.

He has his own TV program, the Dog Whisperer, on the NGEO (National Geographic) channel, on Friday nights mainly, but also comes on some other days. This video is available from:
http://www.dogpsychologycenter.com/
I also ordered his new book, "Ceaser's Way", from Walmart online, around $15 US, and it's very good!

There are other good videos available on the web, but this one is really worth your attention.

Best of luck.

Thanks folks, I think a neutering is in his future. Although, he is such a beautiful dog, I would like him to breed. He will have none of it though. Thanks for your help!

You are quite welcome.

Just like humans, they too can be homosexuals! Just a thought!
Here's one for you... Is he completely house trained or does he have "accidents" every so often!

He makes a boo-boo now and then.

Have you considered artificial insemination? If he is beautiful and you want a puppy, find a vet.. Take Mr Moose along to get him started.:) He sounds like quite the entertainer, he is just a proud dog, eh?