Ants like my detergent and I unknowingly put on some underwear that ants were in. Well as you guessed an ant bit my penis and I was wondering what to do about the bite?

Is this a joke you muppet? Lol just put some antiseptic cream on you knob, ants isn't killers lmao

Ya I know the feeling treat it like any other bite.

Reminds me of a raunchy joke!

The guy got bit by a snake, same location, his friend says lay still, I'll go ask the doc what to do.

The doc tells his friend to cut a small X on the bite, and suck out all the poison.

He runs back to his friend, who asks, what did the doc say?

He replies, the doc said you're going to die.

No, you won't die, just put some anti-septic on it, you'll be fine.

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nickeknew disagrees: lol very funny but rude

First, may I call your attention to the guidelines for using the comments feature found here:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/feedba...ure-24951.html

While I don't disagree with your about shane's remark, use of the comments feature to strike back at him was inappropriate.

We do actually get a number of phony posts like the OP so his reaction is understandable. Still he did give reasonable advice.