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  • Aug 7, 2008, 07:42 PM
    talaniman
    $100 -taxes
    Subject: $100

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and .
    Prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.







    WhenThe postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to Send it to the President.
    The president was so amused that he instructed hissecretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.


    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.





    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.





    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you





    Note to God, which read:

    Dear God:

    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for





    Some reason you sent it through


    Washington






    DC



    ! ., and those azzholes deducted $95.00 in taxes



  • Aug 7, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Alty
    Love it Tal, absolutely love it. :)
  • Aug 7, 2008, 08:07 PM
    jjwoodhull
    Very funny!
  • Aug 7, 2008, 09:51 PM
    frangipanis
    Lol.. that's great!
  • Aug 7, 2008, 09:52 PM
    bushg
    Hehe, that was so funny.

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