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  • Aug 4, 2008, 09:25 AM
    talaniman
    Men on a hike!
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

    Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
    ]Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the rive
    Poof!.. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.
    Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
    She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge


    Moral:
    'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
  • Aug 4, 2008, 01:48 PM
    CaptainRich
    You didn't just... oh, you did!
    Hahaha!
  • Aug 4, 2008, 10:27 PM
    frangipanis
    Good choice! Hehehe
  • Aug 4, 2008, 11:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh, tal... why give them more ammo..
  • Aug 4, 2008, 11:42 PM
    sGt HarDKorE
    The reason the men were crossing the river was to escape their wives!! :p
  • Aug 5, 2008, 06:49 PM
    friend4u178
    Tal

    What are you doing...
  • Aug 5, 2008, 06:50 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I like to believe that it's not Tal, but perhaps his wife. Yes. I'm going on that, and no one try to convince me otherwise!!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 06:52 PM
    friend4u178
    You may be onto something there sneezy :)
  • Aug 5, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Alty
    Tal, big hug, big kiss, just for you big guy. :)

    This women loved the joke, it holds allot of truth. ;):)
  • Aug 6, 2008, 09:57 AM
    Duecey93
    Great joke!!

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