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  • Aug 2, 2008, 07:07 AM
    talaniman
    Polish Divorce
    Polish Divorce

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect,

    They got along very well
    Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a Divorce for him.
    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It is made of concrete.
    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge?
    No, we have a carport, and not need one.
    I mean, what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland.
    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.
    Why do you want this divorce?
    She is going to kill me.
    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.
    What kind of proof?
    She is going to poison me.
    She bought a bottle
    At a drugstore and put it on shelf inBathroom.
    I can read, and it says
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    "Polish Remover"
  • Aug 2, 2008, 07:21 AM
    N0help4u
    Love it!
    ... and to think I almost passed this up cause I thought it was somebody WANTING a Polish divorce... until I saw it was by you.
  • Aug 2, 2008, 05:20 PM
    twinkiedooter
    Ahhh, it's all how the word's pronounced. Very funny. I liked it.
  • Aug 2, 2008, 09:47 PM
    frangipanis
    LOL!! That was so good!!

    My mother is Japanese and came to Australia when she was 17... she is a very funny lady, just like this Polish man! Lol
  • Aug 3, 2008, 08:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha Ha... nice one Tal :)
  • Aug 6, 2008, 10:20 AM
    Duecey93
    Great joke :)

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