Greeting cards - NOT from Hallmark
Hello:
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay.
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excon