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  • Jul 21, 2008, 10:50 PM
    friend4u178
    Aussie Men
    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
    Things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

    One woman lost it completely.

    She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,'
    She cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
    Earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
    feel like a WOMAN?'

    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
    In the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of
    The plane.

    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and Deep Blue eyes.

    Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
    One button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
    Across his chest. She gasped...

    Then, he spoke...


    'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'
  • Jul 22, 2008, 06:56 AM
    softbalgrl1331
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Didn't like this one so much
    Hmmmmm... I wonder why??

    ;)
  • Jul 22, 2008, 02:32 PM
    twinkiedooter
    Yup, an Aussie would definitely know how to make a woman feel like a woman... loved it!
  • Jul 22, 2008, 04:11 PM
    frangipanis
    Haha! Lol
  • Sep 4, 2008, 03:29 AM
    jessebearz
    I'm aussie and this joke is NOT right!!
    (aussie men don't know what a iron is! Lol :p)
  • Dec 6, 2008, 09:52 AM
    adam_89

    I have heard that one before but it is still great!

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