So, here's the deal, folks. I'm moving to a new place soon. I want to paint the walls in all the rooms and then paint a fun, clever, silly, whatever quote on the wall in each room.

Now, here is where YOU come in. Give me some ideas as to what I should put:

Bedroom:_____________
Living Room:__________
Dining Room:_____________
Bathroom:____________
Kitchen:___________

Thanks for the help!

I don't know but I got some funny stuff to say living room=why they call it a living room when no one is living in it dining room= eating is like tape it fix all problems bedroom=no action will ever take place in here kitchen=it where everything start and the cause of great things

Kitchen:
“The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. [Carrie: Sex in the City]

Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. [George Burns]

Livingroom:
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. [Don Marquis]

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. [Scotts Adams]

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. [David Frost]

Operator! Give me the number for 911! [Homer Simpson]

Bedroom:
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. [Will Durst]

I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake. [Rene Descartes]

Bathroom:
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. [unknown]

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The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong. [Andy Rooney]

The road to success is always under construction. [Arnold Palmer]

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. [Roseanne Barr]

I can't be out of money, I still have checks left. [unknown]

Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your @$$ tomorrow. [unknown]

I don't suffer from insanity — I enjoy every minute of it!

I can resist everything except temptation. [Oscar Wilde]

What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?